Celebrating their silver wedding anniversary, Jeeto turned to Santa and said, "Will you still love me when my hair has gone grey?"
Santa: Why not? Haven't I loved you through six other shades?
"Wake up!" shouted Jeeto to Santa.
"What's the matter?" said Santa.
Jeeto: You're talking in your sleep again. Why don't you control yourself?
Santa: All right! We'll make a bargain. You let me talk when I'm awake and I'll try to control myself when I'm asleep!
A man went into a bank and said to the cashier, "Will you check my balance?"
Santa was also standing in the queue behind him and before the cashier could reply, Santa pushed him.
Santa: I'm the only one in my family who drinks, which is great.
Banta: Why is it great?
Santa: Because to me, they're all potential liver donors!
Santa: After having been married for long, I have realised one thing.
Banta: And what exactly is it?
Santa: A man who doesn't lie to his wife doesn't care about her feelings!
Santa and Banta went out to dine and ordered 2 drinks. They then took their sandwiches from their lunch boxes and started to eat. Seeing this, the waiter told them, "Sorry, but you can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"
Santa and Banta looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and exchanged their sandwiches.
A down and out beggar walked up to Santa on the street and said, "Sir, I haven't eaten in three days'.
Santa: Force yourself or probably consult some good doctor!
Santa: My nephew asked me what marriage was like!
Banta: So what did you tell him?
Santa: I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it!
Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
Banta on his first visit to a new barber shop remarked, "Your dog takes great interest in watching you cut hair".
"Yep", said the barber, "That's because sometimes I snip off a bit of a customer's ear".
No comments:
Post a Comment