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A police officer came up to Santa to enquire about a recent crime.
Policeman: Where were you between four and six?
Santa: Kindergarten!

Someone called Santa at three o'clock in the morning.
Caller: Is that the Community Hospital?
Santa: No, it's not. This is a private residence.
Caller: I must have the wrong number. Sorry to trouble you at this time of night.
Santa: Ah, it's no trouble. I had to get up anyway to answer the phone.

Jeeto: The amount of whisky you drink, you have become an alcoholic.
Santa: I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I am not Alcoholic, I am Spiritual!

Santa to Banta, "Did you hear that joke about the Egyptian guide who showed some tourists two skulls of Cleopatra - one as a girl and one as a woman?"
Banta: No, let's hear it.

Santa: It's earth Hour, switch off all lights!
Pappu: Papa, there's no electricity since morning.
Santa: Never mind, switch off the buttons. At least, we can take the feeling!

Santa: I won 2 Gold Medals in my entire life.
Pappu: That's commendable! In which field?
Santa: One was for my excellent memory and the second one, I don't remember!

Santa met with an accident.
Paramedic: Are you hurt? Give me your name so we can tell your family.
Santa: My family already knows my name!

Jeeto: Will you build a Taj Mahal for me after I die?
Santa: Darling , I've already purchased a plot in Agra. The delay is at your end!

Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.
Santa: Well, I hate you when I'm not drinking!

Pappu: Papa. why is it that a divorce is so expensive?
Santa: Son, because it's worth it!

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